“Mr. Kenneth Lay, I suggest that we nominate each Monday at Enron as Casual Lovers’ day! It is a creative idea and will break the Monday blues and encourage more staff to attend on Mondays. Of course, to guard against the resultant itches and rashes, we have to sell a Travelinsurance policy to each of our employees and make cash out of it!” Andrew Falstow, the accounts guy at Enron, suggested an idea to its CEO, Kenneth Lay, at their Travelheadquarters. 

“Why, that’s a good idea, Andrew! Then on Tuesdays we follow it up with a naked Xerox party where all our employees can have some uninhibited fun with copier machines! Take a Travelinsurance policy on our Xerox machines and remember to safely store the paper shredding machines on Tuesdays just in case a drunk employee mistakes it for a Xerox machine!” Kenneth Lay brainstormed.

“Wow, fun Tuesdays too – Boss, Enron should start a reality show too called “Fun Life At Enron”! On Wednesdays all the employees can go out and donate their sperm, that will ensure that America is blessed with a new generation of thinkers; On Thursdays, we can all wear lingerie and come to work; On Fridays we’ll fly down to the Gulf and indulge in Sheikh-worship, and then on Saturdays and Sundays…” Andrew’s excited chatter was abruptly interrupted by Kenneth Lay.  
“.. we’ll work! Then we’ll tell the whole world that we don’t take holidays! And they’ll rush to buy our stock, and we’ll unload our holdings!” Kenneth finished the sentence for Andrew. 
Both men finished their brainstorming session and announced to all their employees that all of them needed to buy a Travelinsurance policy each because the fun was about to start at Enron. 

OK, forget about Enron and let’s talk about you! By now, we bet after reading all that incredible sales talk above you want to take a suitable Travelinsurance policy online right away because you can have more fun at work if you have a Travelinsurance policy. 
Don’t worry – we’re here to sell you one. In fact, we can sell to you to the best Travelinsurance policy in the town. 

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